Saturday, November 19, 2005

I'm sadistic...Muahahaha..

Tis is sumthin I discovered and promptly remembered while chattin wit Chin Hou at McDs tis evenin.I'M SADISTIC!!!! Muahahaha!!! Actually,we were talkin bout ways people can be tortured and was teasin Chin Hou.But then I started rememberin things that I had planned during high school.

During form5,whenever me and my friends read about rape cases in the newspaper,we start thinkin sadistically.To the criminal of course.We would think about "wat if"s that would turn into somethin which is quite sadistic.Me and my frens would get pissed off at rapists and would plan things we could do to them if the law was in our hands.

Welcome to...
WAYS TO TORTURE RAPISTS

1.We could tie them down to a table.Then,take off their pants,revealin their penis.Then,use a tube dats specifically designed to onli nicely fit to cover the groin area with a hole at the top.Then,pour in red ants and seal the top.The red ants would eventually chew down on their private part in order to escape.

2.Tie them down to a table and strip off their pants.Then,make cuts on their private part til it at least bleeds.Then,apply salt to the fresh wound.And maybe,sarcastically ask them whether if it hurts.

3.Tie them to the wall and strip off their pants.Then,extend their private part straight up.And then,cane it wit a whip.Repeat it everyday and as long as the sentence requires it to be done.(meanin how many strokes they should get...similiar to the rotan)

4.For serious serial rapists,apply all of the above.Later,while the wounds are all still fresh,strap them down and allow them to watch a hardcore pornography.And watch them scream.

5.Actually Chin Hou's idea.Tie them to the wall,and strip off their pants and extend their private part.Then,use a torch to slowly burn their private parts,but onli to the extend of burnin off their skin.Then,dip it in ice cold water to cool it down.It would burn more than just the flames.

These are the things we talked about.It may sound sadistic but sometimes sadistic solutions are the key in keeping sadistic people at bay.Actually,rapists should be castrated to ensure they would not do it again after being released.Our nation is being too generous to criminals who has caused misery to people they had raped.To them,they onli need to serve prison for,maybe,10 to 20 years.But to their victims,it's a lifetime of trauma.

So,is this punishment enough??? I personally think this is wat should be done to ensure rapist do think twice before commitin it.It's either control or a whole lot of whoop-ass pain.

13 comments:

ThePinkRabbit said...

ahhahahaa...whooaaa...
that's cruel chris..!!
and it's exactly what needs to be done to prevent rape cases...u should send it in to the newspaper or something...or send it straight to the police academy...let them know ur suggestions...knowing them corrupted cops, they'll be happy to do it for u...

Chris Yuen said...

hahahahaha...how i wish...definitely hav to let amrail read this la...incase he becomes too perverted and decides to go on a raping spree...lol..but i dun think tis can be approved bcuz they say it's "inhumane"...but wat's more inhumane??? torturin criminals or be tortured by criminals???

ThePinkRabbit said...

yala!!
just torture them only...don't care...cos they didn't care about their victims also...why should we care about them?

Chris Yuen said...

they d be happy to cucuk each other la..hahaha..they're sick,remember??? probably they'll rape every new criminal entered into dat prison la..

ThePinkRabbit said...

eew....ewwwww....eeewwwwwwww!!!

Chris Yuen said...

muahahaha...

Anonymous said...

Torturing? Ooh. Fun.

Wanna know another way?

Just bash them across the head, knock em out cold. Tie their private parts to a car, tie their hands behind their backs, when they awaken, just turn on the car and drag em along. The rapist will have to run along to avoid having his privates getting ripped off.

or

You can "Kao mo che" the rapist with a 4 foot steel pipe. Probably add in some hot water down the pipe for a good measure of pain.

CD055-1 said...

hm... don't u guys know that there ar girls raping men?? so whaddya think we do wif those girls?

Chris Yuen said...

hahaha..nice suggestions james...girls rape men???i think da men would be happy la...but most cases in malaysia is men rapin girls...

ThePinkRabbit said...

we don't have to punish girls who rape men...they're probably doing the poor lonely man a favour...hahaha...

ThePinkRabbit said...
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Chris Yuen said...

hmm..who deleted da comment???

Chris Yuen said...

wah...give him pleasure oso wan to jump building ar???sad case man...